The Lone Ranger by Gil Kane

"You don't tug on Superman's cape/you don't spit into the wind/you don't pull the mask off the ol Lone Ranger/and you don't mess around with Jim"--Jim Croce  Millennials love this song, but they dunnae know who the heck is The Lone Ranger is!  An armed forces radio parody was The Stoned Ranger and his trustworthy companion, Toronto