Reminds me of my fav bit by Dmitri Martin: "One morning I got up before everybody and was making pancakes, and there was a fly in the kitchen. Have you ever noticed how a spatula looks a lot like a fly-swatter? And have you ever noticed how much a dead fly looks like a blueberry? And have you ever noticed that your family looks a lot like fly-eaters?"
If you've never listened to Dmitri, you should