Vampirella #7 Cover by Frank Frazetta

In the real world, I got to marry The Sun Goddess about thirty years ago.  On the plus side, she has always been able to maintain this figure (even, oddly enough, almost immediately after bearing children).  On the negative side, I've never been able to beat her at tennis.  That reminds me of some words of wisdom.  They are definitely rare from me, so pay attention--never play tennis after lifting weights